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Admin Admin
Posts : 120 Join date : 2009-05-02 Age : 41
| Subject: For fun, roll a d100! Sat May 16, 2009 2:47 pm | |
| For Fun list.
01-03: A flask of Amasec that always refill itself after a prayer. 04-06: Auspex's that let you see through people clothes. 07-09: An Iron Halo that lets you see the future. 10-12: A bucket of Suppositories that force people to do your bidding. 13-15: A charter that lets you be allowed to sleep with xenos and daemons, plus it can be used as a condom unlimited times. 16-18: An ornate eviscerator that has a built in flamer. 19-21: A storm shield that can be thrown as a boomerang and return to you. 22-24: A golden, twin-linked storm bolter that fires Hell-fire rounds. 25-27: A ballin' power halberd that increase your attacks in CC. 28-30: A Power Fist that triples your strength. 31-33: A cool hat that increases your leadership abilities. 35-36: Carapace armor with camoleoline abilities. 37-39: A suit of custom power armor that never runs out of batteries. 40-42: An ancient but stylish Rosarius that makes you immune to Melta and Flame. 43-45: A suit of Artificer armor with a built in jump pack. 46-48: Your own Ogryn to ride on, he calls you master, you call him blaster. 49-51: A pimped out Rhino that is powder-coated and has chromed lining, plus a rack of HK Missiles. 52-54: He encases you in a dreadnought equipped with missile launcher and multi-melta. It also has cool colored smoke launchers, a loud speaker, and a fog machine. 55-57: A soup'd up Razor back equipped with triplet-linked assault cannon. 58-60: Your own space faring vessel that warp travel twice as fast. 61-63: An awesome tattoo of the Emperor and you that makes everyone jealous. Plus it gives you righteous fury! 64-66: A special gland under your liver that secrets Polymorphine. 67-69: You gain all the organs of a space marine, plus you get 1d5 extra penises to help spread to geneseed faster. 70-72: You are given the Pariah gene and can no longer be affected by the Warp. 73-75: A skull probe with a built in hot-shot lasgun and voice unit. He has an unlimited supply of jokes. 76-78: A pack of 2d6 Fersian Wolfs. 79-81: A group of d3+1 multi-melta servitors. 82-84: A group of 3d4 priest that follow you around and play your theme song every time you enter a room. 85-87: A harem of 2d3 Sisters of Battle. 88-90: Your own Feudal Planet where you are king. 91-93: A hive spire that is a constant party from floor 1 to floor 10d10. 94-96: Your own shrine on Terra. 97-99: Your own spot on the Golden Throne. 100: The Emperor lets you make one wish. | |
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Chosen One
Posts : 169 Join date : 2009-05-04
| Subject: Re: For fun, roll a d100! Sat May 16, 2009 6:06 pm | |
| Rolled a 44:
"A suit of Artificer armor with a built in jump pack."
Sweet! This is way better than my boring old divination! | |
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El Diablo
Posts : 8 Join date : 2009-05-09
| Subject: Re: For fun, roll a d100! Sun May 17, 2009 10:01 am | |
| And the roll IS: ......77
"A pack of 2d6 Fersian Wolfs"
geuss i gotta start gettin dog food. | |
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Admin Admin
Posts : 120 Join date : 2009-05-02 Age : 41
| Subject: Re: For fun, roll a d100! Sun May 17, 2009 10:02 am | |
| Sila: 08 - 07-09: An Iron Halo that lets you see the future. Esvele: 72 - 70-72: You are given the Pariah gene and can no longer be affected by the Warp. Ironically, Sila might have that for dying Esvele, who knows why she would get that but hey! I won't mind! | |
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Constantine
Posts : 12 Join date : 2009-05-02
| Subject: Re: For fun, roll a d100! Mon May 18, 2009 1:26 pm | |
| Oblivate: 39 (A suit of custom power armor that never runs out of batteries) Constantine: 93 (A hive spire that is constantly party between floors 10d10.)
If only if only... | |
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Chosen One
Posts : 169 Join date : 2009-05-04
| Subject: Re: For fun, roll a d100! Mon May 18, 2009 2:22 pm | |
| I guess Serid got the armor, that gives Praetus:
A roll of 84
"A group of 3d4 priest that follow you around and play your theme song every time you enter a room.
[3d4] => [1,3,1] = 5 Priests singing my song. Awesome. | |
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Admin Admin
Posts : 120 Join date : 2009-05-02 Age : 41
| Subject: Re: For fun, roll a d100! Mon May 18, 2009 3:20 pm | |
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Chosen One
Posts : 169 Join date : 2009-05-04
| Subject: Re: For fun, roll a d100! Mon May 18, 2009 6:32 pm | |
| ...you must have a low opinion of Prae to give him a song like that... | |
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Will Guest
| Subject: Re: For fun, roll a d100! Tue May 19, 2009 1:42 pm | |
| LOL Felix: A charter that lets you be allowed to sleep with xenos and daemons, plus it can be used as a condom unlimited times. Ironic Markus: A pimped out Rhino that is powder-coated and has chromed lining, plus a rack of HK Missiles. Allright |
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Inquisitor Bartholomew
Posts : 132 Join date : 2009-05-02 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: For fun, roll a d100! Fri May 29, 2009 11:51 am | |
| woot 30 powerfist tripples my strenght | |
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seraphim
Posts : 1 Join date : 2009-05-29
| Subject: Re: For fun, roll a d100! Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:32 am | |
| Modesty:
70-72: You are given the Pariah gene and can no longer be affected by the Warp. | |
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